*LOL* Damn. I knew I shouldn't have said that. Suffice to say I went through a period a decade or so ago in which it was impossible to teach me that drinking and driving were bad. So as a result of a few lessons (none of which involved bloodshed, thankfully) the Great State Of California sent me to a "learning facility" for an extended period of time. I also learned to fight wildfires during that time, so I get to say "I used to be a fireman" when conditions are right. Then I just hope nobody says "oh really? what department?"