The Yak Corral III - Page 143

mike_bike_kite · #**2131** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 10:24

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Originally Posted by georgev

Sumo have come to the UK!!

http://www.sumolounge-uk.com/

I went to the site expecting vibro-massage, in built speakers and a place to rest my drink and found ..... a bean bag?

Does the young lady come with it?

gvee · #**2132** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 11:02

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Originally Posted by mike_bike_kite

I went to the site expecting vibro-massage, in built speakers and a place to rest my drink

Pff

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Originally Posted by mike_bike_kite

and found ..... a bean bag?

Damn straight!

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Originally Posted by mike_bike_kite

Does the young lady come with it?

No, but owning one is a woman-enticer!

mike_bike_kite · #**2133** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 11:14

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Originally Posted by georgev

No, but owning one is a woman-enticer!

have you gone coy on us recently or is this just on your "to buy list" ?

gvee · #**2134** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 11:45

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Originally Posted by mike_bike_kite

have you gone coy on us recently or is this just on your "to buy list" ?

I'm not going to lie to you - I don't know what "coy" means.

The Sumo was on my wish-list when I first discovered them years ago, but they didn't deliver to the UK at the time; so I bought a sofa instead...

gvee · #**2135** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 11:49

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Originally Posted by define:coy

affectedly modest or shy especially in a playful or provocative way

Ok, now I know what it means, I still don't get what you're asking...

pootle flump · #**2136** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 11:52

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Originally Posted by georgev

I'm not going to lie to you - I don't know what "coy" means.

Think 'pootle'

MCrowley · #**2137** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 11:55

George not knowing what "coy" means? I think he is being coy once more.

Thrasymachus · #**2138** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 12:04

the boy is young and skipped Uni but I do not even consider that an SAT word. then again I am not sure if he spends more time with his xbox or a book.

mike_bike_kite · #**2139** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 12:06

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Originally Posted by georgev

Ok, now I know what it means, I still don't get what you're asking...

Normally all of us on the forum like to take a vote on all your tentative approaches with girls, the fact we've heard very little recently suggests things had gone very quiet. We now learn you have a "woman-enticer" bean bag just made me wonder whether you'd completely changed your approach on these matters. I know I'm too old for one - I find it hard to picture myself getting any action on top of one and I'd imagine I'd need winching off it afterwards if I did

pootle flump · #**2140** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 12:15

Good point - we haven't voted in ages.

I propose George gets his glad rags on this weekend and hits the bars and clubs. Entice some ladies home with promises of a sumolounger and cakes.

gvee · #**2141** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 12:17

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Originally Posted by mike_bike_kite

Normally all of us on the forum like to take a vote on all your tentative approaches with girls, the fact we've heard very little recently suggests things had gone very quiet. We now learn you have a "woman-enticer" bean bag just made me wonder whether you'd completely changed your approach on these matters. I know I'm too old for one - I find it hard to picture myself getting any action on top of one and I'd imagine I'd need winching off it afterwards if I did

It's true, I haven't mentioned the cake-baker in quite some time! Things are going pretty well on that front, I saw her last night in fact.

I don't actually own the sumo-bag, just wish I did. And trust me, my friend has one and if you're sat on it and a lass enters the room, you can guarentee where the're going to sit.

Bean bags definately aren't the best for gymnastics, but you can certainly have a good warmup.

gvee · #**2142** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 12:24

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Originally Posted by georgev

if you're sat on it [sumo bag] and a lass enters the room, you can guarentee where the're going to sit.

They'll try squeeze on next to you, pushing one of the other lovely ladies off if necessary, just to fit

pootle flump · #**2143** (**permalink**) 10-30-08, 12:24

The best gymnasts are adept on a wide variety of gymnastic equipment, though I think I too would draw the line at bean bags. What if it burst? Imagine all the crevasses those polystyrene balls could get into!