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Old 02-26-10, 13:35
mike_bike_kite mike_bike_kite is offline
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Perhaps if the blindman dated each female poster on the forum then his fawning and pandering would encourage them to stay? If he dated a different female poster each night then he could be kept busy until almost the weekend.

PS good luck with the date!
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Old 02-26-10, 14:41
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Wait...isn't fawning and pandering a required element of dating? I'm sure it is. I have the memo here somewhere.....
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Old 02-26-10, 14:44
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if the blindman dated each female poster on the forum
He'd get a date every other year!
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Old 02-26-10, 16:18
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Wait...isn't fawning and pandering a required element of dating?
no, but pawing and fannying is

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Old 02-28-10, 16:35
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if i am going to watch this game, there better be a fight.
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Old 02-28-10, 16:59
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are we still talking about blindman's date?
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Old 02-28-10, 18:13
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are we still talking about blindman's date?
hockey game, canada versus usa
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Old 03-01-10, 08:42
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it was a good game too.

self evals are due today. mine says I am sorry I do not know what I want to be when I grow up so you guys are just going to have to love me for being me.
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Old 03-01-10, 08:55
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Rudy - lame or not lame?
http://www.coolpl8z.com/pl8z/final/c...#37;20noob.jpg
On the one hand it is two words, on the other is totally SWEET.
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Old 03-01-10, 11:14
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Rudy - lame or not lame?
http://www.coolpl8z.com/pl8z/final/c...wtf%20noob.jpg
On the one hand it is two words, on the other is totally SWEET.
awesomely not lame !! (nothing wrong with two words)

i did not see it myself, but i heard about a plate the other day which on first blush might appear lame but i think actually isn't.... TU DALU
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Old 03-01-10, 11:41
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yeah, you need to explain stuff like that.
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Old 03-01-10, 11:47
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yeah, you need to explain stuff like that.
say it out loud... imagine it's driving away from you... TU DALU
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Old 03-01-10, 11:52
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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Old 03-01-10, 11:55
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I enjoyed watching the hockey game even though my team lost. The Canadians have a great team and I was happy for them. I couldn't imagine what would happen if they lost. They have moose and hockey. Palin is doing her best to shoot the first from an airplane and if we beat them at hockey the only thing that will be left there is Rudy playing frisbee in a leather underwear!
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Old 03-01-10, 12:03
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There is a Mazda Miata around here with the license plate "YEE HAW".
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