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06-15-10, 12:32
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Down The Rabbit Hole
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I have only done the coffee thing once and that went nowhere, but the dinner\brunch thing keeps going 2 ways and you can tell in the first 10 or 15 minutes. Either it is a total bust and you have sit through an awkward meal or we end up taking a walk and trying to figure out how to disrobe each other in the most efficient manner. There seems to be no middle ground. No challenge. No pursuit. I am not complaining. Maybe I need to stop taking all comers and have some standards.
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06-15-10, 13:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by r937
.. robert green is bringing out his own south african trumpet, it's called a booboozela ..
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The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.
My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line. 
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06-15-10, 13:08
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King of Understatement
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GDMI,
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line. |
Second best Rob green joke I've heard since. Best is:
Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
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06-15-10, 13:12
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That is indeed the best one I heard so far
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06-15-10, 16:29
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Marina Del Rey, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrasymachus
I am glad you are having such a good time. This internet dating is starting to make me feel like a dirty whore.
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I hope the part you are complaining about is the "dirty" part. You'll feel like a clean whore after you take a shower. Then get back to it!
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Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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06-15-10, 20:00
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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30 minutes until the next batter takes the plate. I took a shower and I feel cleaner now. Thanks Paul.
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06-15-10, 20:19
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Hey, nothing wrong either with being a dirty whore. The important thing is the whoring. The rest is just topping. 
Good luck!!!
I actually wish I had done some internet dating instead of waiting for the ex to take me back. I think that would have been fun to at least experience. I guess my version works too, I just hung around in bars and hit on everything that walked by with a pair of X chromosomes.
Then from out of nowhere the love of my life walks into my life from South America by way of the house next door. Go figger.
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aka "Paul"
Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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06-16-10, 05:52
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www.gvee.co.uk
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TallCowboy0614
Then from out of nowhere the love of my life walks into my life from South America by way of the house next door. Go figger.
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As soon as you stop looking you will find them
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06-16-10, 05:57
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King of Understatement
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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06-16-10, 06:15
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www.gvee.co.uk
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pootle flump
That's just stupid.
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Your face is just stupid.
Oooh, burn! 
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06-16-10, 09:09
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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<Belly laugh>
last night was just ok, but this weekend I stop slumming and pigging. this one has hipster credentials, a super geek job and is totally smart, hot and in shape. She kind of scares me but I have to take the training wheels off and stop playing with the low hanging fruit.
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06-16-10, 10:08
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SQL Consultant
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrasymachus
... and stop playing with the low hanging fruit.
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nah, too easy
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06-16-10, 10:11
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrasymachus
I have to stop playing with the low hanging fruit.
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Mmmpphhh - what he said.....
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06-16-10, 11:01
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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so is the Friday US world cup game going to be any good? I might take a long brunch for it.
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06-16-10, 11:04
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King of Understatement
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Slovenia are the only team that could possibly compete with you for second place in the group so might be quite open. Both need a win.
TBH the standard of play has been very poor so far. No one has looked good value (games against Ozzies don't count)
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