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07-28-10, 17:44
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Wage drone 24601
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Massachusetts
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I think you missed a few steps...
2am - deployment problem briefing
3am - circle prayer
4am - shake dead chicken
5am - shake dead chicken harder
5:59am - solve problem/save day
6am - beer run
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07-28-10, 18:16
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SQL Consultant
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MCrowley
4am - shake dead chicken
5am - shake dead chicken harder
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LOL 
you've perfectly encapsulated the story of my love life in a couple of lines
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07-29-10, 11:32
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Wage drone 24601
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Hmm... Have you tried choking, instead of just shaking?
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07-29-10, 11:40
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Down The Rabbit Hole
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I hear they have some interesting advances in mens health with regards to that situation. I get emails in my SPAM folder about it all of the time. Great deals when ordered from overseas.
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07-29-10, 14:33
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Marina Del Rey, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrasymachus
Great deals when ordered from overseas.
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Are you talking about russian mail-order brides? They seem kind of scary to me.
Oh, wait...or are you talking about the breast enhancement ones? I have been getting so many breast enhancement emails that boast of pretty reasonable rates. I am seriously thinking about it, so I can feel like I am really getting away with something when I go to the topless pools in Vegas.
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Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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07-29-10, 14:51
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Down The Rabbit Hole
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you would be so hot in D cups.
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07-29-10, 15:10
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SQL Consultant
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrasymachus
you would be so hot in D cups.
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i only need one cup, but only when playing tackle football
although it is a very, very large cup
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07-29-10, 15:22
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by r937
i only need one cup, but only when playing tackle football
although it is a very, very large cup
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Yeah, I always get the biggest slurpees too. Smaller ones are a waste of time during a game.
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aka "Paul"
Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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07-29-10, 16:12
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Down The Rabbit Hole
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anyone catch that Oriole taking a baseball to the nads last week at 1st base? That stuff never gets old.
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07-29-10, 18:21
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Marina Del Rey, CA
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Nad collisions are always good for a laugh...provided you are the watcher, not the involved nad-owner.
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aka "Paul"
Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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07-30-10, 20:18
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Registered User
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Ontario
Posts: 526
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07-30-10, 20:53
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SQL Consultant
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posts: 19,084
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07-30-10, 21:24
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Marina Del Rey, CA
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I too, am outta here. Off to take a look at a possible new rental home with a POOL!!! YEEHAW!!! and a few beers, then some much needed sleep (was up helping friends move until 2AM this morning - and left to late to stop for a beer, dammit!) and then off for two days of dental work in Tijuana with the Mrs. and some friends tomorrow.
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aka "Paul"
Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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07-31-10, 04:20
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SQL Server Street Fighter
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Down The Rabbit Hole
Posts: 7,766
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so the hippie got knocked up and she is 3 months in and she had a fight with her baby daddy she does not know I know about. tonight she sends me note about how she was thinking about me today while listening to ravi shankar. women are evil.
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08-02-10, 03:50
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Throwin' the steel to SQL
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Wait, how do you know about the baby-daddy? I thought she was new to your circle? Maybe I wasn't paying attention back in the day when she entered into the fracas.
I had to put off the viewing of the (maybe) new digs until tomorrow (Monday) evening.
Did manage to live to tell the tale after spending the weekend driving my truck around Tijuana all weekend. Only casualty was a nail (or 4, actually) in a rear tire. It was a used one I bought Friday AM just to get us by the weekend and another week or two until I can put a new ($*&$#$@!!! $700 #$(#*$$) set on it next payday. So not a big loss. Got it patched up and balanced and remounted though for a measly $6 USD (72 pesos).
Also came home with a new crown on my tooth for not a dime over what the insurance pays. The Mrs. came home with THREE new crowns for zero out-of-pocket. I think I could get to like this Mexican dentistry. We got work done today for zero out-of-pocket that would have cost upwards of $12,000 - $9K out of pocket) if we had done it here through my previous dentist.
I guess I should have looked into new tire prices while I was down there. 
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aka "Paul"
Non est ei similis.
// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13
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