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r937 said...
one simple example: let's say you have a clustering index on an identity customer number and the biggest transaction load is on new customers added within the last few hours -- then most of the page reads will be concentrated in one part of the physical database and performance will be truly crappy (i'm not a dba and even i know this much)
the "stabilization" guy would look at this example and say "your clustering index is wrong"
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That's a really good example of what the bank is probably dealing with. A few suggestions:
- Don't try to bluff anyone! If you don't know what they mean by a particular term, don't pretend that you do! Ask! It's all right!

- The bank might be looking for someone who not only can understand the problem and express it in laymen's terms (as r937 just did), but who can actually talk to people who do not wear pocket-protectors about it.
For instance, it would be great to find someone who could explain it as simply and lucidly as r937 did,
not cryptically, as in "your clustering index is wrong."
"My clustering index is wrong? Oh my.

And what am I supposed to do now, turn around when nobody's looking and check to see if my fly is open?"
When databases foul up, for whatever cryptic technical reasons there might be,
customers leave to go to different banks who have their act together, and managers reflect the fires they're getting from customers right down onto the I.T. department's neck.

They are looking for someone who can put the fires out.