Please, please please tell me something like THIS isn't the solution:
REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(RE PLACE(DBimport.description,"----", "-"),"---","-"),"--","-"),"--","-"),"--","-"),"--","-"),"--","-")
I might have gone a little overboard - but that's part of what I'm trying to exemplify- why it doesn't seem like the right fix.
And, although even this might work 99% of the time, it's pretty Rube-Goldberg and has a finite limitation (although, 384 if I did my math right, for this particular combo)...
That's NOT elegant - there must be a "right" answer... Help me if you know it!