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    Unanswered: Job requirements

    This is taken directly from a job requirement (names are not mentioned to protect the ignorent...I meant Innocent):

    The employee must occasionally lift and/or move up to 25 pounds. While performing the duties of this job, the employee is frequently required to stand; walk; sit; talk or hear; use hands to finger, handle, or feel; reach with hands and arms; climb or balance; stoop, kneel, crouch, or crawl.
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    Wow. I didn't realize that the L.A. "freeze" on the adult industry had had that much effect across the country!

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    The part about "Stoop, crouch, kneel, and crawl" only applies at performance review time.

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    Lmao

    OmG you guys....thats too funny.

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    By the way, the requirements in the original post apply to an existing job opening for Senior SQL Server DBA, so don't make any mistake, - it is not for construction worker or anything


    The difficult ones I find are of course the ones that relate to the review time, though I am not sure that those abilities need to be demonstrated while having to hear or talk
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    nothing but the Key, so help me Codd."

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