well keep up the good work that u have done with database management system but that isnt any funny thing .
i needed it urgently anyways nevermind for what u have done
I"m sure that you'll find someone that will do your homework if you look hard enough... I suspect that if you'd actually apply yourself in class instead of dedicating your effort to finding someone that will do your homework that you'd do less total work and you'd actually learn the material which would also give you a way to make a living once you finish school.
As far as Rudy's answers not being funny, that is definitely a matter of opinion. I found them quite amusing!