INSERT INTO `textpattern` VALUES (18,'2006-04-23 22:18:00','zarathu','2006-10-22 23:10:27','zarathu','Rednecks','','That\'s right.\r\n\r\nThese filthy rednecks think they\'re having the time of their lives while . . . .
For a rather sickening reason that is still unknown to me, those escape characters to show that there is a single quote there is specifically NOT working the way it should. Therefore, it screws up the entire statement.