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    Unanswered: How to create a database

    Can some one tell me how to build a database

    I'd like to build it using assembler

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assembler

    How can you do that?
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    The physical order of data in a database has no meaning.

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    This is from memory, so you may have to tweak it a little:
    Code:
    0010010101010101010101011101101101010110101100110010101101...

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    what's a database?
    “If one brings so much courage to this world the world has to kill them or break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.” Earnest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett Kaiser
    Can some one tell me how to build a database

    I'd like to build it using assembler

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assembler

    How can you do that?
    Come on, Brett. This sounds like a homework assignment to me. What have you come up with so far?
    If it's not practically useful, then it's practically useless.

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    All I did was come here asking for help...my assignment is due in 2 hours

    Someone PLEASE HELP ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett Kaiser
    Can some one tell me how to build a database
    I'd like to build it using assembler
    I personally feel INTERCAL is much better suited for this task, or perhaps BEFUNGE.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercal
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befunge

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    It's funny that the intercal language looks a lo like the code my peers write...maybe I should be doing it that way
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    The best feature of INTERCAL is that it's so "forgiving". From the wikipedia article:

    Anything the compiler can’t understand, which in a normal language would result in a compilation error, is just skipped. This “forgiving” feature makes finding bugs very difficult; it also introduces a unique system for adding program comments.

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    well i got an f on the project...thanks guys
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    Wow, in hex that's the highest grade possible! You should be proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett Kaiser
    well i got an f on the project...thanks guys
    don't worry, you can always go work for Accenture. They are always looking for the kind of top talent you clearly have. Wear a tie for the interview.

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    ...and wear it very tight.
    If it's not practically useful, then it's practically useless.

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    ...and polished leather shoes. not sneakers. they got a big building up the way here very spiffy dressers.

    i have to say I am not a big fan of the one programmer that left here for there.
    “If one brings so much courage to this world the world has to kill them or break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.” Earnest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Phelan
    Wow, in hex that's the highest grade possible! You should be proud.

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    roflmso!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Phelan
    Wow, in hex that's the highest grade possible! You should be proud.

    -PatP
    I never thought of it that way....Thanks

    I finally built a database though...using stone knives and bearskins.
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