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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
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    Unanswered: Thought for the day...

    DECLARE @Thanksgiving DateTime

    SELECT @Thanksgiving = GetDate()

    SELECT 'I''m going home. It''s time to get some turkey...'

  2. #2
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    Sep 2003
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    Dallas, Texas
    Posts
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    Re: Thought for the day...

    select 'Happy Thanksgiving!' from Me.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
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    print 'Gobble, Gobble - Happy Turkey Day !!!'

  4. #4
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    Jun 2003
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
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    Provided Answers: 1
    while getdate() < '2003-12-01'
    begin
    relax
    eat
    end

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Dark Planet
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    sp_detachdb 'office'
    go
    use home
    go
    select * from cupboard where object_type = 'Beer'
    Select 'Eat, Drink and be merry'
    go

    -- Note for '2003-12-01'
    -- Remember to attatch office db
    Get yourself a copy of the The Holy Book

    order has no physical Brett in The meaning of a Kaiser . -database data

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    212

    Thumbs up

    select 'CTRL+ALT+DEL' from [MYCOMPUTER]

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