Unanswered: DBA joke
This lady friend of mine is an instructor for an Oracle DBA class. One day, she is walking around the lab checking on the students.
Suddenly a student grunts, raises his hand, and calls her over.
He exclaims, "I keep putting data into my database and looking for it from another session and can't find it." He sighs and asks, "What gives?"
The instructor takes a peek at his SQL session and immediately smacks the guy on the back of the head. Smirking she bitterly says, "you guys are all the same... You love to insert, insert, insert and never wanna commit!"
"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. "
- Albert Einstein